Fun with Shae

What is so scrumptious about a bald, juicy baby in a sleeper?

Unigoat

I know Unicorns aren't for real, but did you know Unigoats are?

This freak of nature resides at one of the many dairy farms here in the Q.C.  That's not his ear sticking up - that's a horn.  Hailey's Kindergarten class got to take a field trip there and it was so fun to go with her.  There was a baby calf born that morning and we got to go see it stand for the first time.  The kids wanted to sing it happy birthday and they named it "cowey".  So cute!

...Not so cute is that giant pile of cow poo right behind our heads in this picture.  Awesome.

They got to sample some fresh milk and ice cream.

Hailey feeding the horses carrots.  They told her "make your hand flat like a pancake so he doesn't bite your fingers off."  That was comforting.

Merrell-thon

Merrell-thon: a noun describing a day of family, friends, fitness and fun beyond your wildest dreams. (that's my friend, Alison on the far right).   How did this all begin, you ask?  Well, my sister Cindy (featured above in the sweet shades) and I decided a few months back that we wanted to run another 1/2 marathon.  But typically you have to pay a hefty registration fee for these events, and we thought that it was crazy enough to run 13.1 miles all in one day, let alone have to pay to do it, so we  decided to do our own...for free.  And somewhere in the midst of our training, all our family members got excited about it too.  Momma Merrell made T-shirts and everyone committed to participate in some way; run, walk, bike or hike with a 20 lb. pack (Dad). Cindy and I routed the course along the canals and surface streets of Mesa, and on a lovely April morning the race began! 

Joel met up with me for the last 4 miles and we crossed the finish line together.  It was nice to have a fresh set of legs to keep the pace (and believe me, they were FRESH :)) Can you tell I'm hating life in this picture?  Finish time: 2hrs. 12 min.

Tyler (Megan's baby), Savannah (Cindy's baby), and Shae.  

These babies are so YUMMY!

That's my awesome 17 yr. old brother Blake on the far left.  Cindy and I trained for this for months, but Blake pretty much just woke up that morning and sprinted the whole way and beat us all.  Punk.

The kiddos had a race of their own at the park.  

Claire and JoLynn with Baby Puppy in tow.

Jake, Ben, JoLynn, Cindy, and Joel soakin' their feet in the pool. 

 It felt soooo good!

The End.

Anyone want to join us next year?

Dream

Want to be blown away?  Check this out!  It will make you feel GOOD :)  I promise!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luRmM1J1sfg

Friday the 13th!

It might be Friday the 13th if your husband has to tear apart the entire car (literally - the seats, the console, the dash board, the crash pad, and a plethera of screws, wires, and bolts are decorating the garage floor) to find a dead rat that's been stuck in there for a week and is REEKING like a rotted grave and then has to pry it out with your favorite salad tongs.

(wish I had pictures to share, but Joel took the camera to work to prove to his boss that he really did need the morning off to get a dead rat out of his car)  

A Rat Tale

Are you ready for the grossest story of the year?  I know it's only March, but still, get ready for the heeby-jeebies!  So yesterday I drove Joel's car to several different church meetings.  It was Sunday, right, so I was in a dress and high-heal sandals, complete with bare legs and feet.  As I was driving through out the day, I kept feeling something touching my leg.  Something soft and sort of prickly.  At first I thought my leg was just falling asleep, but then I felt it on my other leg.  "Gross", I thought, "there is a HUGE moth or something down there fluttering around my legs!".  So when I got to the church for my last meeting of the day, I left the windows down hoping it would fly out by the time I had to get back in there and drive home.  Not so.  As I put the car in reverse, I felt it again, something big and furry rubbing against my bare legs.  I jerked the e-brake, turned on the light and looked down. Anyone want to guess what was staring up at me from between my feet?

A RAT!!!!!  A big black hairy one.

Seriously, it was like the size of my foot!  I screamed and jumped out and started doing the heeby-jeebies dance in the parking lot.  Some brave men heard the commotion and came running with sticks to help, but that creepy guy was determined to stay.  So to make a long story short, I left the car there, came home with my friend Stefani, and made Joel go back and drive it home.  We tried for a while to get it out, and then decided to break the Sabbath and go buy a rat trap.  But the trap was still empty this morning, so Joel got to drive to work today with some company. AAAAHHHH!  My skin is still crawling.  I hope it is a Mesa rat and decides to get out or die while Joel is at work, instead of in our Queen Creek driveway.

.....on second thougth, maybe we'll catch it and keep it as a pet.  We'll lavish it with soft pink slippers and take rat glamour shots

Then we'll breed it and have a rat community for our babies to bathe in pools of milk with

Not really...these last two pictures were just some freaky photos I found on line.  

Anyways, gross, hu!

Important!! your driver's license on line - thanks to Homeland Security!

Check your driver's license - I found this on my friend's blog

I definitely removed mine.  I suggest you all do the same.  Now you can see anyone's drivers license on the internet, including your own!  I just searched for mine and there it was...picture and all!  Thanks Homeland Security!  Go to the web site, and check it out.  It's unbelievable!  Just enter your name, city and state to see if yours is on file.  After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked 'Please Remove.'  This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement.  Please notify all your friends so they can protect themselves, too.  Believe me they will thank you for it.

http://www.license.shorturl.com/

HELP!!!!!!

I need some MAJOR help!!!  I am drowning in a sea of beige and my own indecisiveness.  I am trying to paint my front room, and it is NOT going well. I have been wanting to paint ever since we moved into this house 2 1/2 years ago.  I actually don't mind the color it came with (a lovely , trendy beige) except it is on EVERY wall in EVERY room of the house.  I thought I wanted a sage-green for an accent wall, but after trying 3 different shades and still not happy with it, we are back to square one.  WHAT COLOR!?  This is so frustrating.  90 percent of our furniture has been handed down to us (NOT complaining!) so while I love that each little artifact has it's own little history, none of it really matches.  Where is my fung shway? (I wish I knew how to spell that word...)  So here is the current color scheme: carpet - light goldish beigh, walls - trendy beige, piano - brown, couches - brown and light brown, entertainment center - brown, cupboards - brown...are you noticing a pattern?  I need some color!  I feel like Sis. Encarnacion from Nacho Libre, "My favorite  color is light tan".  My real favorite color is pear green, but I don't think it belongs on my walls.  Do you have any ideas?  Seriously, do you?  Hurry before I give up and just settle for the tri-colored blotches on my wall and call it quits.

Thirteen-mile Thriller!

Hey guess what.  We ran the 1/2 marathon!  By "we" I mean me and my fun times running buddy Michelle (you can view Michelle's hot picture in the previous post about the Turkey Trot).  She is so funny!  I don't even bother to bring my ipod running because she keeps me laughing the whole time.  We  seem to be starting a tradition of showing up to the race late, and caring more about where the bathrooms are than the finish line.  side note: To the people who host these races: Running induces certain bodily functions that REQUIRE certain facilities.  Don't you know that!?  Why are there not bathrooms at EVERY 1/2 mile during these races!?  Dried up tumble weed along the way do not provide the necessary privacy for these types of things. end side note.

 Anyways, other than starting late (again! - I love our style) and not enough bathrooms, it really was fun!  We started 6 min. behind, but had caught up to the main group by the 2-3 mile.  Thanks to all the high school cheerleaders in the town of Queen Creek who got up extra early to look fancy for the race.  The way you handed me my paper cups of water was inspiring.  (I can make fun of cheerleaders because I used to be one myself.  Did you know that?  Ya, I was a Brimhall Bobcat.  Go BJH!  We took state.)        ... Anyhoo, The race rout was so pretty!  We were running through all these cotton fields and along horse pastures.  We totally had the spirit of the mustang with us.  We were going pretty strong up through about mile 10-11, when we both just hit a wall (don't worry, just a metaphoric one).  Those last 3 miles were rough, but I'm so proud of us!  We finished in 2 hrs. 35 minutes.  So we have decided to run another one in April, and this time take it seriously...like we'll show up on time and everything.  We won't even bring our cell phones to call our hubbies when we're almost done so he can drag our kids down to cheer us on as we cross the finish line.  We'll probably even stretch out and go to the bathroom before we run, too.  Our goal is to beat our time.  Wish us luck!

A little chuckle for your day

Hailey sat down to write a Christmas card for her Kindergarten teacher. When she was done, she brought it to me. I've edited her spelling here for blogging purposes, but it read:

Dear Mrs. Romero,
Merry Christmas Mrs. Romero Merry Christmas. I like you, I love you, I want some more of you.
Love, Hailey

JoLynn Rae loves Rachel Ray

JoLynn LOVES to be by my side in the kitchen. She has mastered the talent of gently cracking the eggs for cookies, measuring the yeast for bread, and tearing the lettuce for salad. Her favorite afternoon show is Rachel Ray's 30 minute meals. JoLynn is becoming a culinary diva!

Hailey took this picture one Sunday afternoon

other than the red-eye,

blurry lights, my forehead shine,

and our heads cut off, it's not bad, hu?

Why I love Arizona

This will grow all winter long in my backyard!

Fresh salad city!

swiss chard

carrots

sugar snap peas

lettuce, lettuce, lettuce

A sandal, a tea cup, a baby rattle, a burp cloth, a used napkin, a necklace, a sour cream container, and a baby's dress shoe...

Who decorated YOUR Christmas tree?

October Review

JoLynn turns 4!!!a "beautiful pink sparkley magical unicorn cake"

per JoLynn's request

I love you my sweet Jo!

Halloween!!!

November Review

Hailey Turns 6!

I love you sweet Hailey!

cupcakes with her kindergarten class
JoLynn and 5 other classmates pose as candles for Hailey to blow out

a "really super pretty butterfly cake" per Hailey's requestmaking a wish

Grandma Merrell with Shae

While I take a bath, JoLynn takes a peanut butter bath...

and then gets to clean up!

Look at these juicy cheeks!